dear suckahs-
in the search away from the tuna, in love and searchy for the sausage- i have been on a few dates and one with this guy who is the black version of rolph from the muppet show -(the piano playing muppet) and you know what? he's too into being a "famous" guy for his own good, like, i know when people do good shit whenever they talk about it sounds like they're bragging, but i think i never want to kiss another person obsessed with being all big again.
can i get an amen?
Comments, Anyone?
romo said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
AMEN.
Oh, wait, I want to be famous too.
Goddamnit.
Ugh.
Yeah.
.......................romo said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
Oh, and wait, wasn't rolph the piano playing dog SUPPOSED to BE black?
.......................romo said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
So yeah, that's redundant. That would be like me saying, "So I am dating the Oriental version of Mulan."
.......................d a nno said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
I saw a girl at the sausage bar tonight with the most expressive wrists. I wanted to say hi but didn't. I wound up leaving drunk and buying a bag of doritos and a cadbury cream egg.
.......................presley said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
so how are wrists expressive...exactly...color me confused.
also, muppets are anti-racial. which is in no relation to ned being the "anti-gay"
.......................d a nno said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
hmmm. I wish I remembered.
.......................romo said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
i left a comment here before about how the dog was indeed black and how Milch was funny fo observing the MaeSeon Pantihose/jeanshorts thing......it was quite a witty comment, where did it go? Ned?
.......................d a nno said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
hey, uh, romo? wrong thread, buddy.
.......................romo said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
yes, the comment about you being funny for the pantihose was a differnt thread, although i mentioned it again, but i was referring to the comment about rolp stealing watermelon rindes fro Oscars can.
.......................presley said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
say wha? romo, you make less and less sense every time you post.
and YEA the dog resembles a black piano player ... but jesus he's a fucking dog puppet! get a grip!
.......................d a nno said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
"but jesus he's a fucking dog puppet!"
I'm gonna put that on a tshirt.
.......................satanica beliot said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
yeah, this huy that has recently been giving his walking paper- a negro. so romo was onto it.
i have to admit though, that when i think of rolphi think of a little tom waits-y character
.......................satanica beliot said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
by the way, the other day at work, my co-wroker asked me if i had ever seen "let my puppets come"...
THAT'S RIGHT...PUPPET PORN.
.......................presley said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
that's disdurbing.
i would like to refer to a romo comment from, like, 5 days ago and remind him that Oriental is NOT the proper nomenclature - and as our token indian, he should know better.
.......................romo said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
Damn PRESLEY! (how do you like THAT pseudonym usage?) You're right! I keep on forgettting that "Chink" is the far more appropriately offensive term to use. I'll remember that next time I make fun of people with slanty eyes and bound feet.
But I should remember that we all have a common bond......I mean.....we've all used a Wok at some point in our lives right?
I'm gonna go molest little boys and then go have anonymous sex in a park now using my small asian penis, before I wake up for a fine day of Med School. Oh and don't drink from my cup, you might get diseases.
Let's hear it for stereotypes! (Good thing I have this fine code name.)
-Romosexual
(Imagining Li- Damn.....Presley's look of horror.)
.......................romo said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
Heheheh, this reminds me of that ridiculous song that i sang as Lucky the Sailor in Dames At Sea my sophmore year of Highschool. It was about the love that I lost, who was a Chinese whore named "Singapore Sue".
I know some of you are young'uns and weren't around for this, but these are the words:
"So sweet and soft and gentle, my favorite Oriental! The nicest girl ashore is Singapore Sue!
Where is my Sue so sweet and dear? In this Black hole of sin, she's forever lost I fear!
From Peking down to Baley, in every town and valley, the nicest girl around is Singapore Sue!
She causes lots of scandal, when she removes her sandal, the boys go simply nuts for Singapore Sue!
While walking down by the harbor, I was lost and sunk, until she winked and begged me to inspect her junk:
Though it was damp and rotten, I never have forgotten, her hand in mine upon the prow, I still can feel it's softness now! I adore, Singapore Sue!
(And then Sue was Killed by her Chinese Pimp, who was played by a 300 pound Sean Chen.) (And I continued to sing:)
I'll show you all St. Louis! And you can fix Chop Suey! Oh no! This dream is never more! Since Angels high on heavan's shore now adore Singapore Sue!"
Now, mind you , this was in Highschool! And you thought Anything Goes was offensive Presley!??
This was all even further accentuated by the fact that ALISON TUPAY played the CHINESE MADAME OF THE WHOREHOUSE, and was dressed like a Chinese woman in a big rice paper hat and a kimono and sang with a thick chinese accent. Ahhh, those were the glory days.
.......................romo said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
Oh and Bethanne Holden was another Chinese whore I think. The only true Chinese people in the scene were Sean Chen and Karen Hahn, who was Sue.
.......................presley said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
wait a second, wait a second...are telling me that you inspected her JUNK?! which was DAMP and ROTTEN?!
christ.
i have nothing further to add your honor.
.......................Vou le vou? Ah ha! said on 02/02/02 at 01:44 AM,
Yes, see, a "Junk" is also a small chinese boat. Notice the word play.
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